Dating vs marriage jokes
(For definition of "real loser", see "John De Lorean: My Story", available at most bookstores, or any picture of Bob Guccione in "Penthouse".
For definition of "psycho bitch," see Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct" or Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction.")3.
Sixty (60) days following the commencement of the first date, either member may elect to use the terms "girl/boyfriend" or "lover" and their mutual acquaintances may refer to them as "a couple".
Under no circumstances are the phrases "my better half," "the little woman," "the old ball and chain," or "my old man/lady" acceptable.
TERMS OF PAYMENT: It is agreed that -- respective gross income aside "he" will pick up the tab at all dinners, clubs, theaters, and breakfasts until: He considers her suitably impressed, He is broke, or He says, "this is ridiculous, you pay!
For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve.Further, during the first six (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers.Following the first forty-five (45) days, both parties will return to their normal personalities.6.Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist."Things don't look good. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"A man who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her".