Problems with dating a masseuse
Somatic: Meaning “of the body.” Many times this term is used to denote a body/mind or whole-body approach as distinguished from a physiology-only or environmental perspective.
There are more than 250 variations of massage, bodywork, and somatic therapies and many practitioners utilize multiple techniques.
When a song that she's performed to comes on, she will break out into a full-blown routine.
She's hurting and very tired, so please don't go there.
But don't worry, this girl will always find time for you. Don't waste your time asking her to clean out her closet to make room for your stuff because it ain't happening.18.
There's no better lover than a girl who will make you smile when your mood needs a major up lift.14. She memorized every dance move and can bust out the entire three-minute, 19-second dance routine on the spot. These are very sentimental to her, and she will want to hold onto these forever.
Always in her purse: Big Sexy Hair hairspray, double-sided tape, Ardell false lashes, sheer-to-waist stockings, Victoria's Secret Bombshell bra, and stud Swarovski crystal earrings.
Don't think that just because you're in a car you're safe.
Therapies provided as part of a prescribed treatment by a physician or registered physical therapist are often covered.
If there's an opportunity for spontaneous dancing in public, you'd better be prepared. It's kind of like having runner's high all the time. It looks glamorous from the outside, but you have no idea the skill that is required to compete in dance. It takes a certain type of man to really understand her commitment and loyalty to dance. Don't worry — just because she knows the entire "Single Ladies" dance from Beyoncé's music video does not mean she wishes she were single. Half her closet is full of tutus and bedazzled bra tops from past performances.
Dance is a stress reliever and said to be used for therapeutic reasons. After extensive rehearsals, competitions, performances, and everything being a dancer entails, she loves to know at the end of the day, you appreciate her hard work and dedication.
The girl can work up a good appetite after hours upon hours of dancing, which is pretty much straight cardio. If she passes by a mirror, she will always check herself out. In her mind, the numerical order begins with "5."9. "I can't go because I have dance" is a legit excuse that she'll whip out a lot.
Be prepared to hear her say, "5-6-7-8." She will take pictures using a "5-6-7-8" warning count instead of "1-2-3" whenever possible.